Red pill or blue pill? Before the Matrix, there was Total Recall, where you could take a vacation from your... Read more
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Red pill or blue pill? Before the Matrix, there was Total Recall, where you could take a vacation from your life in an alternate reality. What if, instead of being on a sweaty mat getting rug burns in a stuffy gym, you could be on the planet Mars as an A-17 secret agent? What if, instead of the same tedious drills, you could be plotting to blow up a monopolistic dictatorship? Our Recall camo rash guard will launch you into another dimension and unleash those secret martial arts skills you didn’t know you had (implanted in your brain). Disclaimer: this simulation is not without risks. Being thrown, even for a minute, into Mar’s unforgiving atmosphere will have you looking like someone caught in a choke we can only describe as the gogoplata and blood choke’s sadistic spawn. Your only way out of this death hold would be an explosive move of epic proportions. Do you have it in you? Of course you do. So take the red pill, and blow up some gigantic reactors to release enough oxygen to transform Mars’ dark skies to bright blue. You’ll be released from an all-consuming suffocation to victory, breathing in all that refreshing blue as it takes over all that red. And lucky you, you get to keep the commemorative rash guard as a souvenir of your legendary adventure instead of a lobotomy (if you haven’t seen the movie, this will sound really weird; so go watch the movie already).
Recall Camo Short Sleeve Rash Guard
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5'-10", 165lbs, 38" Chest, 30" Waist. Wearing size Medium.
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We work hard to deliver your items without damage. Orders can be returned or exchanged within 30 days of receiving the parcel, providing they are in original resalable condition.
